The Anti-Motivational Guru: Only Every Four Years

Every Leap Year, my friend Fernando Cruz becomes the Anti-Motivational Guru. Here are his Facebook posts from yesterday.

 

In honor of leap year, and because it’s only one day every 4 years… Today I will be the anti-motivational guru. Starting now:

You only get this day once every 4 years… Make the most of it!!! Or not. Whatever…

Try… Don’t “Do”. Not only is it easier but doers club baby seals. — Your Anti-Motivational Guru

A body in motion tends to stay in motion. So don’t start. — Your Anti-Motivational Guru…

10% of people are natural-born leaders. Congratulations for being part of the other 90%. — Your Anti-Motivational Guru…

Being broke and out of shape is hard… but u know what’s harder? Work and exercise. Now pass me that doughnut while I lay here — Your Anti-Motivational Guru…

Procrastination is your friend. Embrace it. — Your Anti-Motivational Guru

“Don’t do today what you can easily put off until tomorrow” — Your Anti-Motivational Guru

Who wants to take the risk of building a 6 or 7-figure business, when, for the same exact effort you can get a minimum wage job?? As I say “would you like fries with that” is just easier — Your Anti-Motivational Guru

“I have a dream” … because I’m sleeping all day. You should join me. — Your Anti-Motivational Guru

When you try and fail it’s embarrassing, people will point at you and laugh, you’ll look dumb. Much safer to just follow the crowd, conform, and live a sub-par life. And eat a Twinkie. — Your Anti-Motivational Guru

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else. — Your Anti-Motivational Guru

You can thank me later... Your Anti-Motivational Guru

 

As Your Anti-Motivational Guru, this is my slogan, and it should be yours too...

 

Your Anti-Motivational Guru here letting you know that it’s almost time for me to leave. You will not see me until February 29th, 2016 so if you have any questions before I leave, you better ask now…

 

Life is hard. Don’t make it harder on yourself by “working” — Your Anti-Motivational Guru … Good night my minions!! See you in 2016!!! (or not, whatever)

 

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